Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

chaldish 

the only word michael from love island knows , every thing people do is CHALDISH

amber : so i -
michael: CHALDISH , immature really

chaldish by megp July 14, 2019

Childs For Humanity 

A group of individuals who support other human beings as long as they do not go against the Childs For Humanity group. Childs For Humanity supports all people and never hate on other beings. We support race, species, color, religion, and anything at all as long as you support the Childs For Humanity code.

Jamal: Yo Romeo have you heard of Childs For Humanity?
Romeo: Yes I've heard it's a group of people who support others!
Tyrese: Childs For Humanity sucks, I am a Vato Loco.
Romeo: We do not tolerate people who go against us!

Childs For Humanity by Stalkingz October 12, 2018

Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

Childs by Adelliepenguin July 3, 2014

Chaldekas

Chaldekas - The act of sneezing whilst simultaneously achieving an orgasm during sex.

My allergies are killing me! Last night I was getting the best blowjob, just as I was achieving an orgasm I had a Chaldekas! It nearly blew my mind!

Chaldekas by Achilles Heel May 26, 2009

chalmskin 

in the simpsons episode 'any given sundance' lisa simpson's documentary about her family was entered into the sundance film festival , the production/editing company was called 'chalmskin' a formation of 'chalmers' and 'skinner', it was saw in the episode they were not let into the premier of the simpsons documentary or any of the other sundance films until, they were discovered after lisa's film premier.

''oh dick mabey we should invest in the chalmskin film company, i don't know ann, there last film did'nt sell well at the box office''

chalmskin by XxXfailed&forgottenXxX December 31, 2008

torn chads 

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

torn chads by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006