Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013

Charsexual 

The unresistable feeling of attraction towards Charliq. Charsexuality is a very common thing. Regardless of sexual preference or gender, you feel attracted to Charliq.

Girl 1: It's wierd, i never met someone as amazing as Charliq..i can't explain how i feel about her..

Girl 2: I know...do you have feelings for her?

Girl 1:No, i'm straight.

Girl 2:I know you are, that doesnt matter though, but i know you are attracted to her...it's ok..everyone is a little Charsexual.

Charsexual by QQQcharsexualQQQ April 8, 2009

Chairsexual 

People who are sexually intrested in chairs

I'm chairsexual.

Chairsexual by ILOVEMELONS January 26, 2017

Massage Chair Sex 

You set your massage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. You then place your penis inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.

Massage Chair Sex is recommended if your partner is handicapped

Massage Chair Sex by URMOMS POGOSTIK November 9, 2009

Chair sex 

When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.

She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.

She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.

We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.

“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”

“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.

“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”

She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”

She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“

She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.

I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.

Chair sex by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023

chair sex 

when one inserts a chair leg into the female genitalia

Mel likes to pass the time having chair sex

chair sex by lisalisalisalisa April 16, 2008

Charsexual 

A person who isn't attracked to males or females.
They just aren't attracked to anything.

No they are not attracked to animals either you sick.

Girl: Hey Wanna go out with me sometime?
Boy: No sorry
Girl: Why not?? are you Gay or something?
Boy: No I'm charsexual.

Charsexual by Uikik November 9, 2006