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chairitory

The personal space (including your seat) that you stake claim to as a result of purchasing a ticket. Your personal space when flying on an airplane, riding on a bus/train or attending a movie/concert/sporting event, etc.
Steve wanted to bitch slap Dan for hogging the armrest and invading his chairitory on their flight to Vegas.
chairitory by Golden Vanilla October 11, 2011
Related Words

chairnatomy

"Chairnatomy" is literally just chair + anatomy
the anatomy of the chair.
Person 1: "Anyone who studies chairnatomy is the coolest on the block!"
Person 2: "We don't talk about the coolest on the sphere."
chairnatomy by sloppy M joe January 4, 2026

chairnatomy

chair mixed with anotomy everyone hates it
oh dude i hate chairnatomy
chairnatomy by noluyolm January 4, 2026

chairnatomy

A gay lil cat boy twink who loves the big muscular and cool boskydop
Zamn look at chairnatomy's gyatt
chairnatomy by Seagull_star January 4, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026