chairitory

The personal space (including your seat) that you stake claim to as a result of purchasing a ticket. Your personal space when flying on an airplane, riding on a bus/train or attending a movie/concert/sporting event, etc.

Steve wanted to bitch slap Dan for hogging the armrest and invading his chairitory on their flight to Vegas.

chairitory by Golden Vanilla October 11, 2011

charitory 

An area of land at concerts and other outdoor events fiercely guarded by owners of portable chairs.

Nobody fucking comes in our charitory, dude.

charitory by victor garden May 16, 2006

charitortion 

A forced donation or charitable item one feels unfairly obligated to give to. Examples such as a coworker bringing their daughters cookies you are pressured to purchase or the pet project your boss would like everyone to contribute to. Failure to comply generally resulting in shame amongst peers.

There I was, minding my own business, working on my monthly projection report when along comes Bill with little Billy Jr and his $80 cookies... fucking charitortion!

charitortion by Big Olaf October 20, 2018

Chairity 

A lame name for a sister

Chairity is my sister and she is lame

Chairity by big'o's February 16, 2009

chairity 

A non-profit organization dat collects and distributes used/unwanted furniture to sit on.

Since our kids grew up and moved out, we seldom have very many people sitting around the dinner-table, so I think I'll donate the extra seats to chairity.

chairity by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008