Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.

Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.

Chainlink by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021

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Chainlink

The most useless cryptocoin ever created. Only purpose is to check the price of other coins.

I mortgaged my home to go all in Chainlink thinking it was going to 1000$, and now I'm homeless.

Chainlink by megalodon333 June 13, 2018

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Chainlinking

When two guys intertwine penises. It solves the Oracle problem.

-WP Classic Group in the Voice channel-
*Whitaker Joins the voice channel*
"Hey guys so I was chainlinking the other day..."

Chainlinking by Whalepool Classic regular October 16, 2017

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Chainling

A female, usually a teenager, who insists on being chained up to the bed while having her pussy destroyed

Derek was shocked when hercame home and saw his girlfriend Amanda chained to the bed, he had no clue she was a chainling.

Chainling by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018