5 definitions by kenneth flatley
Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5
Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022
Nicest drivers on the road. Are probably rich and on the older side. Complete opposite of BMW and Audi drivers. Always let you onto the road.
I was stuck in a layby for 30 minutes waiting to enter the main road, luckily a nice Mercedes driver came and let me onto the main road
by kenneth flatley October 10, 2021
Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.
Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.
by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021
Racist term for people who live on the Eurasian steppe. They are called this because they are incredibly violent invasive and domineering and frequently invade the rest of the planet. The best example of this are Indo Europeans.
by kenneth flatley December 1, 2020
bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto
hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin
by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022