A sick asshole, take for example: this fucker down at the cafe who knocked over MY cereal! Can you believe that? I mean, really. Is it a good story? I've been doing this same shit all day.
Guy 1: Hey, du' this ho knocked ova' mu siri owl. I'm gonna' kiw dat' cereal killer
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.
Guy 2: O' riley?
Guy 1: I know you, you're the one that did it, fucktard!
Guy 2 Is stabbed multiple times in the heart. Cops come.
Cop: This guy was black, fuck it. We'll just say he committed suicide.
by Rockcroc September 16, 2015
by WITHERED FOXY April 04, 2016
1) Someone who kills others using breakfast cereal, or someone who goes to the store and kills cereal.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
2) Someone who turns delicious Froot Loops and turns them into nasty cornflakes, or even putting juice rather than milk into another man's cereal and giving it to them.
3) Someone who eats cereal with juice instead of milk.
HE TOOK MY FROOT LOOPS AND SHOT THEM!! Now they have turned to CHEERIOS?? WHAT A Cereal Killer.
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
Ok, well Cheerios are ok. They are still good. I will still eat them.
NOT ANYMORE! HE BURNT THEM AND NOW THEY ARE Flaming Hot Cheetios!! GROSS!!
by XxxxRe1nZxxxX April 21, 2020
hey you is konnor a cereal killer
by nomoresayingcusswordssss January 24, 2021
A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 09, 2019
What a non- or little-English speaking person understands when an English speaker talks of a "Serial Killer".
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
Could also be someone who stomps on or crushes by hand....well, cereals!
Hates the sugar and sickening-sweet glazey stuff on them.
"Hey, why you no like cereals so mucha you wanna killah dem? A cereal killer, huh?"
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
When Sandy saw the percentage of corn syrup additive in her children's Lucky Goo Smacks, she almost lost her cookies, but then her rage made her empty the box on the floor, and she stomped the nuggets into a noxious powder!
She had become a "Cereal Killer"!!!
by Pen-Dragon April 30, 2025
One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.
Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)
by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019