A person who mindlessly kills (or eats very rapidly) bowls of cereal multiple times day (Someone who usually carries a spoon with them everywhere).
by BobbyBirdman September 29, 2010
by itzritz April 7, 2009
When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".
by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021
A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.
By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.
It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.
It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?
Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,
Craig.
Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,
Craig.
Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.
by ProcrastinatingPanda June 14, 2011
Cereal Killer. When the milk you pour on your cereal turns out to be sour and you have to dump the cereal out.
by The Irish Lad July 28, 2010
One whom takes pride in or makes thier life revolve around CEREAL. Breakfast of champions! Nothing starts your day off right better than a bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.
I wake up and start my cereal killer routine( watch reruns of adult swim or transformers most the day eating cereal).
by mjReal December 24, 2006