16 definitions by Phatzoot

Lezzin' It Off

When Girls commit any act of lesbianism!

Oh dear, Charlene and Her mate got so pissed yesterday, they started lezzin' it off! It was phat, they were scissoring and everything!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Giro Technician

The Job title of a person that is on the dole!
The politically correct term for a bum!

What do you do for a living?
Me, I'm a giro technician! The money's whack but the hours are great!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Ball Hang

The words used to describe something that sucks!

Chris, you can't sleep through your shift tonight i'm afraid, there's loads of work to do!
Oh man, That's fuckin' ball hang!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

Sniffer

Someone (usually a geeky little dweeb) that sniffs around a bird that you are trying to bang, even tho they know you like her!! Tryin' to get in there before you when you know they haven't got a chance because you and her have been emailing all day at work, rippin' the arse out of this little pest!!

Look at that little worm sniffing around Natalie again! He's got no chance man, he looks like Mr Beans stunt double! he's such a little sniffer!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Bog Weed

Really Really Crap Ganja! Bottom of the barrell weed!
Also Known As Boggers

You on phone: Yo, You Got any weed geez?

Your Dealer: I've Only Got Bog Weed!

You To Friends: Shit guys, he's only got boggers What shall we do?!!

Freinds: Just Get a Teenth Man!

by Phatzoot June 16, 2011

Lesbianity

To love and worship lesbians!

Do you believe in lesbianity John?

You bet your fuckin' ass I do! I love 'em!

by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Spess

From the term "Specimen" - A Weirdo that does weird shit for no reason other the the fact they are a complete lab specimen!

Oh my god, look at that spess With the long blonde mullet and 1980's bomber jacket! What a fuckin' spess!

by Phatzoot June 15, 2011