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alpha centauri 

I'm guessing you're curious about why so many movies, tv shows, and games reference this aren't you?

Alpha Centauri is probably one of the most important star systems in the galaxy to us because it's the closest, only a mere 4.3 light years away.(yeah real close! lol) Another thing that makes this star system so important is it sports a G2 star which is basicly a sun just like our own except the one in the Alpha Centauri system is bigger. People refer to this star as Alpha Centauri A, she has a little brother named Alpha Centauri B which is a K1 type star and they have one other sibling named Proxima Centauri which is just a red dwarf many say. It's because of this systems G2 type star many believe there may be planets that have oceans and other life producing elements. It's because of this that alot of scifi writers will always want to reference this star system so their work will have a small basis of truth and possibility to it.
"Damn, where the hell do you think these little big-headed grey dudes keep coming from?"

"It's obvious they are coming from somewhere close, probably Alpha Centauri."
alpha centauri by Hobbit May 13, 2004
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Alpha Centauri to the nines

To be better, striving for advancement. Change from an advanced being in the distant yet close galaxy.

To bypass all religious, agnostic, athiest beliefs and/or non beliefs and what could also be called "reaching across the isle".

Alpha Centauri Star System is also the nearest planetary system to our solar system. The idea is any sentient being with the capability to reach Earth, must be enlightened beyond Earthly beings.

To the nines means to " Strive for perfection".
C'mon man, try not to social lump, just because one earthling stole doesn't mean we're all thieves, Alpha Centauri to the nines.

centaur express 

A syrum mix extracted from human semen and horse semen. Some put this fucking masterpiece in empty coconut syrup bottles and bamboozle the shit out of people
Guy 1- yo wtf why does this syrup taste so bitter, where the hell did you get this?
Guy 2- lmao that's because its centaur express
Guy 1- awh fuck i got bamboozled now i gotta drink some bleach
centaur express by Oplix October 20, 2017

centaur boots 

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.
Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

centaur hug 

To hug someone's butt in such a fashion that together you appear to be centaur.
Jamie gave me a centaur hug and it wasn't even Halloween.
centaur hug by guyinthebaca March 28, 2015

50 Centaur 

A mythical creature that is half horse, half rapper and cannot be killed by bullets. The 50 Centaur has recently lost a staggering amount of weight for a part in the upcoming Seabiscuit sequel that deals with the heroic horses' struggle with pancreatic cancer.
Man, have you seen 50 Centaur? That guy looks rough.
50 Centaur by Box Johnson June 23, 2010

Centaur Shit 

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.
I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.
Centaur Shit by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010