a new classifying system replacing the four bases.
One Star: making out
Two Stars: anything else with hands
Three Stars: hand jobs
Four Stars: oral sex
Five Stars: sex
One Star: making out
Two Stars: anything else with hands
Three Stars: hand jobs
Four Stars: oral sex
Five Stars: sex
Dude 1: How was the weekend?
Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!
Dude 1: AWESOME.
Dude 2: I had a five star weekend, according to the star system!!
Dude 1: AWESOME.
by gnrbefm December 21, 2011
Used to describe different levels or degrees of sexual experience. It is substituted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people's definition of each base.
1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.
The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.
The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
Dude #1 - "How was your weekend bro?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"
"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"
Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."
"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"
"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"
Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."
"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"
by Yentasaurus December 7, 2011