centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

censorship 

The process of ████████ ███████████ to the advantage of █████████ in order to ███████. Potentially used against ██████ and other such forms of ██████. A staple weapon to any functioning regime of █████████.

Yeah, cuz censorship is totally the answer to the problems in ████████.

censorship by yosheek June 19, 2011

Cengi

Cengi is a very handsome and special person. Everyone needs a Cengi in their life, who brightens up their day by being weird in his own way. He has a bigger ass than Kim Kardashian. The fact that he's super clumsy and (sometimes) a stupid person, makes him so hilarious.

Keep in mind that he can be very manipulative since he is a law student.He is a dry texter but an amazing person in real life.

Cengi ist eine Missgeburt.

Cengi by Xnxx8888 December 27, 2020

house centipede 

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede

me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*

house centipede by Donkeytron April 24, 2007

ceasia 

A wonderful friend to have that makes your day. Even if you're sad and also a person that has a large since of humor BUT acts slow sometimes.

She got the ceasia

ceasia by TJ/Billy February 6, 2017

Centipede 

Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom.
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.
This centipede is a predator...

*Hint*: Look up centipede on youtube.
enjoy.

UKF: Centipede!

*Bass Drops*

Centipede by iPosteh January 18, 2013

centinaur 

A rare mythical creature that is difficult to spot. They are similar to centaurs, but they have an invisible horn that distinguishes them from the classic centaur. They are known to be excellent at everything they attempt and rarely, if ever, do they sleep.

A centaur. Plus a horn. Turned invisible. Minus sleep. Multiplied by perfection. Equals centinaur.

centinaur by singwithkites May 10, 2011