Cawthorning

The act of sharing a video of you doing something idiotic or asinine, but thinking you came out of it looking good.

Dod you see that video Bob shared of him shooting himself in the junk?

Yeah, he was Cawthorning pretty hard there. Claims he did it to "own the libs", and that he would do it again.

Cawthorning by mithras March 16, 2021

Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.

Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

Because I'm a Catholic, right? by Skrrrrrr234 October 9, 2018

Scott Cawthon

The creator of FNAF and arch enemy of MatPat (except when he donated to MatPat's livestream that raised money for St. Jude).

Remember when no one knew what Scott Cawthon looked like and in our minds he was just a pixelated blue guy?

Scott Cawthon by Your friend from 2nd grade April 17, 2020

Scott Cawthon

A literal god in the gaming industry.

Person 1: WOW THAT WAS AMAZING, LIKE, SCOTT CAWTHON AMAZING!!
person 2: what the fuck
person 1: its an inside joke

Scott Cawthon by SPRINGTRXPP July 8, 2017

Pull a Scott Cawthon 

To release a game earlier than the planned release date.

Call of Duty 4 was due to be released in June, but they just had to pull a Scott Cawthon and release it in May.

Pull a Scott Cawthon by JingleFairy September 30, 2016

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool 

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P

You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool by Unkown__24 November 20, 2018

Red Bank Catholic 

Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin

Red bank Catholic has fat teachers

Red Bank Catholic by Mr.Harringtons Nipples February 19, 2019