the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.
by jmz_901 July 4, 2011
the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit
"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."
"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."
Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning
"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."
Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning
by shpawk December 5, 2009
An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked
Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?
Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
by Killa Mix Masta April 24, 2009
I like that we are bombing those cavemen terrorist scumbags.
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These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!
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These cavemen are so backwards, they want to punish you for shaving!
by steaks December 15, 2003
When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.
Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 4, 2009
a lower social order that consists mostly of gang maulings of the fat kid and shouting abuse at those higher up in the order see example, see human scum
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks
unluckily most of my year consist of cavemen and jocks
C1:"oi uhhg ooii hughuu!!"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"
Me:"what the fuck?!, help! i think this one likes me!!"
C2:"ugg arrg ohhg uh!"
Me:"you guys sure are ugly fucks ain't ya"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003