caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

by BingCon10 May 15, 2010

Caulk

1. Another name for the male reproductive organ

2. Something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal

Bitch get down on your hands and knee's and suck my caulk.

by Rosedale Technician January 5, 2012

Caulking

Beating off in the shower

Girl: why are you taking so long in the shower?
Boy: I'm caulking!

by meesterrain January 16, 2015

silicone caulking

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.

Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.

by L&AW November 18, 2008

caulk the tub

To masturbate in the shower. To rub one out in the bathtub.

Those chicks at the gym were fucking HOT! I gotta go straight home and caulk the tub after that workout!

by Sheik Yerbuti January 27, 2007

Caulk Gun

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.

I gave my wife the caulk gun for her birthday.

by Starlta February 2, 2008

Caulk the toilet

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

by LaineyB October 19, 2009