Definitions by BingCon10
fondant
Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.
caulking
to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.
Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.