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4.
to grab another's head and brain suck
He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm
by Shawn March 13, 2003
 
1.
Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
by harry flashman July 04, 2003
 
2.
A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.
Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...
by jubeanation April 12, 2008
 
3.
The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside
Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by Evil Tim August 01, 2003