Skewed or sideways to, out of alignment.
Bubba, you got that manifold gasket in there all cattywumpus.
by harry flashman
July 04, 2003
A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.
Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...
Student: ...Cattywumpus...
Student: ...Cattywumpus...
by jubeanation
April 12, 2008
to grab another's head and brain suck
He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm
by Shawn
March 13, 2003