Cattle Decapitation is a bad-ass 4 man death metal/deathgrind band fronted by lead singer Travis Ryan.
Guy 1: "Dude, we need to see Cattle Decapitation on Friday. I heard they're playing 5 songs from Monolith of Inhumanity."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
Guy 2: "Sounds like a plan! I'll get tickets."
by Jigginsmusic October 29, 2014
An ordinaly farmer who lives along the Nymboiba River. Be has become a legend ever since 2004 when a school orientrreing group wandered onto his land unknowing.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
He was transformed from an ordinary farmer asking them to get off his property into a vicious inbred farmer who accused them of stealing his cattle.
"Excuse me you're on my property, I can't have people on my property 'cause my cattle gets spooked and run away"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
"'Ey you! get offa my property!!! You blinking cow poachers! You knows them kids gonna scare 'em, then make 'em run away. I'll shoot ya with my shot gun!!!"
by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 6, 2005
(noun): a variant of the urban camel toe caused not by the tension of a woman's clothing but by the sheer force of her protruding body fat
by JournalNewsProgeny January 17, 2008
1 cattle equals $100. It usually costs $100 to buy a baby bull calf and so a cattle is $100. 1 Benjamin equals a cattle. One hundred federal reserve notes equals a 'cattle'. Got some cattle? = got some money? Cattle= sweet moolah.
one hundred dollars equals one cattle.
If you say "cattle r out" means whatever you're going to do will take alot of money.
If you say "cattle r out" means whatever you're going to do will take alot of money.
by silverfire February 3, 2010
Put on wool socks and have your girl bend over. Shuffle your feet on the carpet to build up a charge so that the tip of your penis shocks her as you enter. Pull out and repeat. In the dark you can see the spark.
Tell your Dad thanks for buying new carpet because it was great for giving your mom the cattle prod last night.
by shpecky4 October 25, 2009
by Frankie Pistlekahk September 8, 2007
Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010