cattivity 

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.

Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.

cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

Captivity 

Cap=Lie/Lying+Activity=Captivity

When lying becomes an activity, call it CAPTIVITY!

Bro, fuck all this captivity. I'm done with people lying to me all the time.

Captivity by My defintions not yours November 28, 2019

captivitiate 

To put into captivity

We would have to captivitiate the dinosaurs if they were brought back to life.

captivitiate by KTCarson November 1, 2008

cattive audience 

When you're forced to listen to whatever the cat owner is talking about because their cat is sitting on you and you don't want to disturb it

Whiskers curled up on me so Alice had a cattive audience for her rantings.

cattive audience by MrFlagg April 12, 2018