catpwn

complete and total pwn

He got catpwned.

catpwn by whodat?! August 3, 2009

capwnd 

to pwn. mafia-style. a twist between the video game term and Al Capone of Chicago.

*machine guns down everyone*
YOU ALL JUST GOT CAPWND, BIARCH!

capwnd by KJ52 March 4, 2008

campwned 

When campus security breaks up a social gathering, the party is considered campwned.

What happened to the party?
It got campwned

campwned by Ian Emheob February 18, 2008

Carpwned 

A derivation of the word "owned" or "pwned" dealing with getting hit by a car or any other moving vehicle, thus being "carpwned."

Nate: "Dude Keenan just got hit by a freakin car!"
Chris: "HAHAHA CARPWNED"

Carpwned by snapNGturtle December 22, 2008

Capwned 

usually in video games, similar to being pwned, but worse. It's when a major bad ass get defeated by something weak or stupid. This references Al Capone, who was a major mafia boss who killed many people, but was sent to jail for tax evasion.

Mike: Dude, Jimmy kicks so much ass.
Frank: But he just accidentally blew himself up.
Mike: Yeah, he just got capwned

Capwned by fite4justice June 26, 2007

catpenny 

(n) Unit of measurement. Measures awesomeness equivalent to entertainment value of throwing one penny at a cat.

That slide is fun to ride on. I'd say that it is worth at least one catpenny per ride.

catpenny by Taiter16 September 8, 2010

al capwned 

Sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. Pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.

Johnny the Rat thought he could get away from the mob, but Vito caught up to him, and Johnny got Al Capwned!

al capwned by spinaltapsoundguy December 29, 2009