catpion 

Catpion is a picture of a cat, with some funny text added on it

Petey! Did you see this catpion yet?? The Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbating!

catpion by Hanska Ylhis June 28, 2007

Catriona 

The kind of girl who has fought real bullshit adversity and still smiles.

She will have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that lights up a room.

A goddess to worship, a treasure to cherish and the most trusted of loyal friends.

A person that is truly divine

When you meet a Catriona stop, admire and keep hold.

Abv. Cat

Synonym : Goddess , Unicorn, treasure

Catriona by Monkeypup May 31, 2017

Youtube captions 

A tool on Youtube that changes speech to text. It's notoriously unreliable.

*Youtube captions enabled

Person in video: "And there was light."
Caption: "Andy ear weasel eight."

Youtube captions by Andymii January 21, 2016

bae-cation 

A vacation with bae. Its a combination of bae and vacation.

Josh took his bae, Mellisa on a bae-cation to Seychelles Islands, Africa

bae-cation by Very Long Guy May 16, 2016

closed caption 

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

closed caption by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003

Campion College

An overrated school that tricked/tricks innocent 11-year-olds into putting it as their top choice for PEP and GSAT

"When Campion College says 'Diamonds are formed under pressure, I'm tempted to jump off a cliff"

Campion College by noniabisnis January 26, 2022

Bake-cation 

When a group or individual neglects all responsibilities to get high for an interminable period of time.

Example 1
Tom: What happened to Jason last lecture?
Kyle: He and Ben got really high and decided to take a bake-cation for our 3-day weekend.

Example 2
Jerry: Hey Scott! I need an ounce of pot for this weekend.
Scott: I noticed you took a week off work. Bake-cation?
Jerry: For suresies! I'm going to stay home and blaze all day.

Bake-cation by wordsies September 18, 2009