capologist 

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

capologist by on ogd July 27, 2020

Scatologist 

An individual who studies and examines shit.

Emily: So what do you do for a living?

Dr. Conway: I'm a scatologist.

Emily: What?!?

Dr. Conway: Yes...I study the chemical compounds embedded in fecal matter.

Emily: Ewwww!

Dr. Conway: It's a pretty shitty job.

Scatologist by Dancing with Fire March 19, 2013

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

Bovine Scatologist by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Carologist 

An expert in the realm of automobiles, or an engineer who has devoted themself toward cars.

I'll ask my friend the carologist about which car I should buy.

Carologist by Gander67 October 5, 2011

cuntologist

Someone who studies cunts

Oh dear there appears to be something green there best I see my cuntologist

cuntologist by Dr Cunterman February 18, 2005

Cartiologist 

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

Cartiologist by Chinkles March 19, 2023