catbear 

A man who has the reflexes and mind of a small feline creature, but also has the large physical presence of a bear.

Dude catbear really rocked the shit today!
Oh shit man catbear saved our ass back there.

catbear by dan moorman January 12, 2009

Cat Beard 

A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.

Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.

Cat Beard by Cat Beard April 2, 2016

Cat Beard 

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.

Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.

Cat Beard by Kelmart February 25, 2011

Catboarded 

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

Catboarded by bazuemague January 1, 2016