The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite
Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“
Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“
Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
by Im0ster December 3, 2020
Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.
A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.
by no know February 27, 2011
The mother of all bowel movements
by Eldonko December 30, 2011
A) A fail that surpasses the level of epic
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
B) A fail where the fail's and epic fail's become so compacted that it can only be categorized as Catastrophic failure.
1)A quadriplegic clown (comedic irony = catastrophic fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
2) Man: "im sorry i didn't call in to work yesterday sir. My car blew a tire causing me to go careening of the road, the paramedics didn't come for 2 hours, when i got home my wife thought i was at the bar all day from how i looked and she divorced me, and i found out i had cancer."
Boss: "you're fired"
(man = catastrophic failure)
3) crashing your car into a snowbank on your way to an interview because you over corrected your turning, slammed on the brakes, and were going to fast on an icy road to begin with.
(catastrophic driver/potential job fail)
by Joseph Duffy February 11, 2009
According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!
by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020
When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.
I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.
by Tyler R.& Tyler W. December 13, 2005