Cat 5 Salute 

Posting up (sitting up and taking both hands off of the handlebars) like an asshole at the end of a cycling race or a group ride when you won the sprint in for 16th...or anything but for the win.

The Cat 5 Salute (Category 5 is for beginners) demonstrates you are a complete noob at riding/racing your bike.

Often times accompanied by losing control and crashing.

Popularized on YouTube by NorCalCycling

"Did you see that guy do the Cat 5 Salute at the end of the group ride?" "I don't see a guy...oh wait, did he hit that speed bump and crash over that guardrail?" "Yup..."

Cat 5 Salute by TheSchwiz January 17, 2022

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

cat 5 tatoo by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011

Cat 5 Shit Storm 

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

Cat 5 Shit Storm by Urban humor September 21, 2017

cat 5’d 

The total and utter destruction of any object or person, by any means, but predominantly with shit, vomit or both.

Developed from the numerical scale for describing damage to aircraft. Cat (category) 1 being very minor damage, Cat 4 being written off/scrapped. So Cat 5 would be reduced to dust!

For instance if you entered a toilet that was pristinely clean, but you left it looking like the toilet from Trainspotting you’d have Cat 5’d it.

When the bride to be on a hen do necks 3 bottles of Lidl’s Prosecco before leaving the house and then heaves in the garden she Cat 5’d herself in the pre-game.

Jesus Christ Steve did you just Cat 5 trap 2 with last night’s prawn balti?

Hold on babes, I think I just Cat 5’d my thong playing fart or shart.

Did you see Chantelle last night, she Cat 5’d herself on hooch before they got to the club and ended up rubbing her minge on the high street bus stop!

cat 5’d by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

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This word means you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

Do you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz?

End your life

Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz by combobunga2020tony09 September 27, 2023

cat5

Today's standard for networking (ethernet) cable. Better than Cat3 and not as good as Cat6.

I have too much Cat5.
-Make a necklace out of it!

cat5 by Winged2point0 September 20, 2006