3 definitions by TheSchwiz
A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"
"What?"
"Just kiss his ass man"
by TheSchwiz September 22, 2009
I am ambivalating about which guy to go out with on Saturday, both of them are great...one's got a big wallet and one's got a big package.
Stop ambivalating...go to dinner with the first and finish the night with the second.
Stop ambivalating...go to dinner with the first and finish the night with the second.
by TheSchwiz September 23, 2009
Posting up (sitting up and taking both hands off of the handlebars) like an asshole at the end of a cycling race or a group ride when you won the sprint in for 16th...or anything but for the win.
The Cat 5 Salute (Category 5 is for beginners) demonstrates you are a complete noob at riding/racing your bike.
Often times accompanied by losing control and crashing.
Popularized on YouTube by NorCalCycling
The Cat 5 Salute (Category 5 is for beginners) demonstrates you are a complete noob at riding/racing your bike.
Often times accompanied by losing control and crashing.
Popularized on YouTube by NorCalCycling
"Did you see that guy do the Cat 5 Salute at the end of the group ride?" "I don't see a guy...oh wait, did he hit that speed bump and crash over that guardrail?" "Yup..."
by TheSchwiz January 18, 2022