Anyone who bludges excessively or tries to minimise the amount of work they are required to complete while on the job, whether intential or otherwise.
Cats - because they are lazy.
Cunt - because more often than not someone else has to pick up the slack.
The derivitave also suggests that young cats bleed on the carpet while maintained indoors, directing the respective owners to yell out in frustation and disgust "CUNT!"
Person 1 - Close the front door, what were you born in a barn.
Person 2 - I'll get it on the way out.
person 1 - You Fucking Cats Cunt.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!