spam castanets 

Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.

She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.

spam castanets by donkey April 15, 2004

SPAM Castanets 

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

SPAM Castanets by Gene! October 18, 2007

cactaceous 

Two definitions:

Archaic: cactus-like or prickly

21st Century: awesome, bad, cool, something or someone really good or excellent.

"This party is cactaceous!" " That girl is cactaceous!"

cactaceous by Sullyart January 23, 2010

Castanets 

Hand held device used in flamenco dancing to make a tapping sound.

Flamenco dancers use their castanets to tap along with the music.

Castanets by controltouchmaster February 27, 2010

spam castanets 

London based word describing the labia or 'poon lippage'. Esp. of the dangly variety.

Geez 1: Whats her cootch saying the?
Geez 2: Boy, all good, but what a pair of Spam Castanets!

spam castanets by Ruthless 1 April 19, 2005

castanets 

The female gentialia. Frequently found in conjunction with "tuna".

She had a great pair of tuna castanets.

Samantha was a keen player of the tuna castanets.

castanets by Indie Punk July 27, 2003

Castanetesticles

{Noun} Found between males legs when it's cold enough for testicles to clatter and chatter like castanets.

"I should have worn some thermal underwear, because you could hear my castanetesticles half a block away."

Castanetesticles by gdsob January 16, 2009