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cock in the cash register 

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.
Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

Cash register 

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.
Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.
Cash register by Stirlingww January 13, 2010

Cash register honest 

A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.

Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.

Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
Cash register honest by TV CAR March 25, 2010

The Turkish Cash Register 

When someone inserts the chip of a debit/credit card into your anus.
That girl gave me the turkish cash register last night, not my thing.

cash register 

to hit someone with a register of cash
if you dont shut up, im going to have to cash register you
cash register by ninja November 22, 2003

cash register 

refers to a crackhead looking kid who would go by the name of Lawrence
Wow, look at cash register go!
cash register by dfgvbyrthbf June 12, 2011