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Cascader 

A cascader is a male who is not hygiene literate in that he does not know that he needs to clean in between his butt crack. Instead, assuming that soapy water cascading over his ass is enough to do the job. A worse variant of cascader will also neglect to pull back his foreskin to give the knob a clean. Males like this are the most likely reason that women hate giving head or rimjobs (because they can smell old poo poos wofting up from the booty hole and/or smegs). Neither parties of a straight couple has the awareness that men aren't supposed to smell that bad - unlike gay guys who usually learn early in life to clean that shit up. Although much rarer, females can also be cascader.
1:

Girl: Hey mum, does dad ever ask you for a BJ? Darren always asks me but it's so gross because his junk smells like shit.

Mum: Oh honey that's because Darren's a cascader. I told you not to marry him. He wasn't raised right.

2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, you got any tips on getting shit stains out of my underwear and towels? I always get them even right after I shower!

Bro 2: Bro, you know that's not normal right? Do you clean in between your ass cheeks when you shower?

Bro 1: Lol no way bro that's gay!

Bro 2: Lol no it's not bro. You're just a nasty cascader. It's no wonder Sara broke up with you.
Cascader by Yazzinator93 January 9, 2021

cascabral 

He invented cheese. He is the cheese god. He is also black and a TV show host.
Hey did you hear about Cascabral?
Yea man i'm so happy he invented cheese.
cascabral by Eminescu October 20, 2020
- A NEUTRAL DESCRIPTION OF CASCADA -

Cascada is a Club/Trance project from Germany. The group consists of Natalie Horler and Yanou and DJ Manian (although Natalie does work with other producers/dj's). Their biggest chart hit to date was "Everytime we touch" (which soonafter had many remixes), which was a huge hit in both the underground trance scene and the commercial scene.

The name Cascada came about due to copyright issues. The project were origionally named "Cascade", however soon after legal action was threatened by a band of the same name, they changed the name to "Cascada". Contrary to popular belief, Cascada is a project, not Natalie Horler herself.

Natalie Horler (the vocalist/producer/visual representative of Cascada) was born in Bonn, Germany to English parents and considers herself more English than German.

Cascada can go under the genres of Trance, Commercial Trance, Club, Pop, Eurotrance, Dance, and Techno. Although lacking in origionality, Cascada continue to make a big impression on the American charts with their Eurobeat style.
"Everytime We Touch", "Miracle" and "ready For Love" are a few songs by Cascada
cascada by AlanD July 28, 2006

Cascadia 

An independent nation consisting of the former Canadian province of British Columbia, and the former American states of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. Northern California is geographically a part of Cascadia, but is still American territory. Cascadia is a peaceful country that doesn't support America's militarism. Cascadia is also the richest country in the world and is permanently neutral. It's not a member of the UN or any other organization like NATO, NAFTA, etc. Cascadia also doesn't posses the political crap that is prevalent in Canada.
Cascadia is the best place on earth.
Cascadia by Linkon Pocatello December 5, 2007
A Eurodance group from Germany that gained spots on the charts for releasing songs that are as awesome as f**k.

Also, one of the few artists that produce music videos shot in clubs by people old enough to be in clubs.

'Evacuate the dance floor', 'Everytime we touch' & 'Pyromania' are examples of musical medicine to cure ears from the trash that this decade has to offer.
Cascada is one of the few mainstream artists I not only bear, but actually like.
Cascada by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf May 23, 2011

Full Cascadia 

When the dense Juan de Fuca oceanic plate plunges beneath the North American plate resulting in rock-hard peaks and hot volcanic eruptions.
Steve: Me and Ashley are going to go FULL CASCADIA tonight. I'ma slide right on in to that subduction zone.
Jeff: ...
Steve: It's sex. We're going to do the sex.
Jeff: I hate myself for even knowing you.
Full Cascadia by BananaStand55 June 12, 2021
noun/masculine. Mex. A soccer match, played usually on the street with no strict regulation. Commonly played between teams with no more than 5 players. Goalposts are made of stones, sweaters, jackets, cans, backpacks, bottles, almost anything. The game lenght is usually determined by the number of scored goals per team. Also used as a verb "cascarear".
Vamos a echar la cascara.

Miguel y Paco estan jugando una cascara.

Estuvo cascareando toda la tarde.
cascara by Saurio July 25, 2008