Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears
Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.
by KoWalk Kowski December 15, 2010
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The most commonly used term to disguise a rally for white supremacists.
"Hey, I'm getting really sick of all these minorities, I think it's time for a Pumpkin Carving Party"
by Pumpkins=Racism October 14, 2008
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When a car parked at a store on Thanksgivng day is keyed with the letter "T" to protest stores being open on Thanksgiving.
by Gobblegobble November 28, 2013
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When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.
I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.
by TRA90 March 8, 2023
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To bring someone to orgasm only using a sex toy.
That’s Jim there, he will carve someone’s turkey and won’t even ask you carve his even though that’s just common courtesy.
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The action of roughly giving a handjob.
"That b**ch really knew how to carve my chicken last night during Netflix and chill."
A female's version of tear it up can also be used by males to describe the action to his boys in the locker room.
by Luckyfarms December 29, 2016
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Two men in a club, who see an attractive female. Man A approaches the woman, and within seconds he has pulled. Later, in admiration, Man B compliments Man A's quick skills by saying "you carve fast"
by Deadferrets May 14, 2008
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