by skippy.du August 2, 2006
To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.
a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.
b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!
a) That would be a carve up.
b) It would be a deadset gee up.
a) true story talk about having to man up.
b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!
a) That would be a carve up.
b) It would be a deadset gee up.
a) true story talk about having to man up.
by jango fett August 17, 2006
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by Rickyy August 25, 2007
A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
by phil atio April 13, 2008
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM November 6, 2012
the action of having a more than decent/ good amount of eliminations or a streak of kills in cod or some other fps. also could be known as 'racking up bodies'.
to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.
to carve up, you are good at what your playing and you have experience with mass genocide.
player/teammate: "yo what the fuck chris, you carving up my g"
'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"
or
player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"
teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"
'chris' who is carving up: "thanks nigga"
or
player who is carving up: "cuz, im carving/carving up"
teammate: "you have 3 kills bitchass"
by Dead step sister February 17, 2021