cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

cartouche bag by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

cartouch 

Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does

Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work

Your project was a cartouch.

I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.

cartouch by New Gamer March 10, 2019

cuntpunch 

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.

I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.

cuntpunch by QP November 25, 2006

Cartouch 

(Verb): When you create a hackathon project with a really good user interface/frontend, but with barely any backend at all in order to hide the uselessness of your project. This term originated when an app called Cartouch, which supposedly unlocks your car with your fingerprint but actually only creates a message box that says "your car has been unlocked", won first place at a hackathon, beating out much cooler machine learning projects.

He cartouched his app and still won 1st place, even though it had a copy pasted template GUI and just one if statement.

Cartouch by Bango Pope March 10, 2019

cornpuncher 

An annoying person. Someone who is acting in an obnoxious or irritating manner.

Who are all of these cornpunchers blocking the entrance?

cornpuncher by Renzo66 January 16, 2021

catpunch 

Common pose of Japanese videogame character models who appear at cosplay conventions.

Check out that catpunch pose!

catpunch by Paul H22A4 April 26, 2006

Cuntpunching 

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.

Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.

Cuntpunching by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008