Cuntpunching

Act of a female punching her own vagina.
Normally done to prevent doing something they will regret.

Person 1: Did you see Ashley cuntpunching yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, i heard she was trying to not eat.

by Dominico Paulo December 23, 2008

cuntpunch

to throw an uppercut punch to a womans vagina.

I wanted to cuntpunch that stupid bitch for what she said.

by QP November 25, 2006

cuntpuncher

Butch lesbian who prefers fisting as her choice of giving sexual pleasure. In the same way as coloured hankies denote what gay men prefer, a huge fuck-off Bon Jovi mullet marks a Butch down as a cuntpuncher.

Why are you walking oddly?
I had a session with a cuntpuncher last night!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Cuntpunch

To fire you fist violently between a womans leg, possibly forcing your whole fist into her vagina causing a massive popping sound.

"OMG Chewat just cuntpunched Laura"
"I know, the pop could be heard for miles"

by LeeDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe

last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch

by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020