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15.
A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
by Sy the man November 05, 2013
 
16.
A Cartman is the act of receiving a finger in the anus during a massage. Usually at a massage parlor operated by Chinese people who do not or act as if they speak very little english.
In reference to Eric Cartman giving Butters a shit moustache by sticking his finger on his asshole and rubbing it on Butter's top lip.
I was at the parlor gettin a rub and the girl gave me a Cartman as well.
by Sy the man November 05, 2013
 
17.
Noun: A person in South Park who is spoiled, racist and just about every bad thing you could say about someone.
Adj: Just about every bad thing mentioned above compiled into a name for someone.
"Your such a cartman"
by Grayz May 14, 2007
 
18.
The FAT dude on South Park who is so FAT that in the second episode, he gets even FATTER.
Cartman is so fat. I can't believe this is the first definition on May 26, 2005.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 28, 2005
 
19.
see the tits

you can also see south park if you like...
Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home..."
by Crispy June 14, 2006