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carreonize 

an act of filing a complaint against everyone on the Internet and thinking they can get away with it.

taken from Charles Carreon, the infamous internet lawyer who filed a suit against The Oatmeal, IndieGoGo, the American Cancer Society, and the National Wildlife Fund.
John thought it would be good to carreonize Allan because he was called a douchebag on bash.org
carreonize by starvngartst June 23, 2012

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.
Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

carry on bag 

Noun: human or animal rectum utilized as a temporary receptacle for the concealed transportation of contraband or illegal items through a zone or period of inspection for such items, most especially at international airports and during international flights.
"Gary really had to keep it undercover for like 6 hours, but his carry on bag didn't let the band down."
carry on bag by Speedog 2 November 15, 2010

charles carreon 

Someone who doesn't mind hurting lots of people just to spite one person.

In 2012 the lawyer Charles Carreon realized that he was looking like a complete and utter asshole in the argument with the internet cartoon The Oatmeal, so he sued to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Fund from receiving $211,000 in charity that had raised by the cartoon's owner.
The principal is being a Charles Carreon - he just canceled the prom because a guy wanted to bring his boyfriend to it.

Don't be a Charles Carreon, it won't be just your ex who will get hurt, but all of her friends as well.
charles carreon by serena55 July 4, 2012

carrying the sherpa 

acting without a proper plan to execute
you can't climb the Everest, carrying the sherpa. you need a solid and safe route to conquer.
carrying the sherpa by kelamist September 26, 2018
Variation of the name, "Karen."

A quiet, yet expressive and creative human being. Typically a name for females, anyone with the name "Carryn" is shown to be somewhat introverted. While not the social type, she can open up by hanging out with the right people. People also with the name are usually not the girly type of person.
Carryn is an interesting person to talk to.
Carryn by BTSisOverrated November 16, 2017