car*ril*lo/noun : 1. a person that is sooo cool, knows how to rock the lacoste, and is kind of a big deal 2. a coke-smokin bitch-ass mothafucker. verb: 1. to win someone over with thier love, affection, and their SEX.
1. that girl is sooo carrillo, I wish I was her.
2. thats girl is a nasty carrillo, the only cure for her is a firecracker up her ass.
1. just wait and see, i'll carrillo her real fast.
2. thats girl is a nasty carrillo, the only cure for her is a firecracker up her ass.
1. just wait and see, i'll carrillo her real fast.
by john martinez carrillo June 8, 2006
BAD ASS CARTEL THAT ARE HARDWORKS AND HAVE WORD CARRILLO IN THE LAST NAME THEY ARE A GROUP OF MEXICANS THAT COME FROM MEXICO AND JUST SOME DOPE ASS FUCKIN PEOPLE AND YOU DONT FUCK WITH THEM
by THE CARRILLO CARTEL October 4, 2019
a transvestite prostitute who likes to wear nylons on his head and socks on his dick but only sells on tuesdays and wednesday because his stripper poker parties are on mondays and the rest of the week he is a part time marine biologist.
whore 1: you goin to that poker party?
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!
whore 2: no, man. it's at Jessica Carrillo's.
whore 1: but i thought he was selling today.
whore 2: naa, that's only on tuesdays and wednesdays.
whore 1: oh, ok.
whore 3: i'm not a whore.
whore 1 and 2: WHORE!
by Mike the Genius June 13, 2011
That uneducated American singer-songwriter that wrote the album "Ultimate Celebrity Blackout" and thinks that you don't need school to be a celebrity. LOL
Have you heard the song You Don't Need School to be a Celebrity by that uneducated singer Joseph Carrillo?
by themuckraker July 7, 2019
by Big dick502 June 20, 2018
1. Bad Ass Muthafuckers who run the area where wimpy students eat their meals. Are usually the most talented kids on campus, with expertise in many areas such as, cooking, supervising, bussing, keeping away from the bitch by the name of "Jaime" and most importantly drinking 'till 2 hours before works starts.
2. A person who hooks up and/or evenutally dates another one of their fellow employees. Usually initiated by sex,drugs, alcohol, at a carrillo party.
2. A person who hooks up and/or evenutally dates another one of their fellow employees. Usually initiated by sex,drugs, alcohol, at a carrillo party.
1. Damn! That Carrillo worker be lookin' fine! Hmm... I wonder how much they be gettin' paid... they must be pimpin'.
2. Hey since I am a carrillo worker, I will desperately go find another carrillo worker to love and love me at a carrillo party.
2. Hey since I am a carrillo worker, I will desperately go find another carrillo worker to love and love me at a carrillo party.
by Diss Cris February 24, 2009
A school in Santa Rosa, California. Students between 9th and 12th grades attend this school. Known around Santa Rosa for high academic standards, and a hill which is commonly written on.
Parent: Hey, you know a school known around which has high academics?
SR citizen: Yeah, Montgomery's good, but I hear Maria Carrillo High School is better. Check it out!
SR citizen: Yeah, Montgomery's good, but I hear Maria Carrillo High School is better. Check it out!
by EvilTurtle June 25, 2008