carpolitis

A syndrome developed when the Carpol bones (found in the wrist) become limp or stiff through over use. see also wankers cramp

I've been beating the meat so much lately that i think im getting Carpolitis!

by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

CarPole Tunnel Syndrome

What actually caused the Death of our late, lamented & beautiful Princess Di. Caused by her Car slamming into a Pole in a Tunnel, causing her grievous Death.

Princess Di & Dodi Fayad's lives were foreshortened by CarPole Tunnel Syndrome.

by J Peasmold Gruntfuttock December 15, 2011