Greasy Carpet

A middle aged man's anus that hasn't been wiped or cleaned in a decade.

Stanley wiped his greasy carpet on Noelle yesterday.

by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018

Cum Carpet

A female's jizz-covered pubis mons, unshaved.

I blasted a hot load on Brittany's cum carpet last week!

by JungleVIP August 20, 2013

carpet snorter

Slang term for a cocaine addict who has dropped their blow onto the carpet.

I have hung out with many a carpet snorter in my day.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2020

tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

carpet pilot

An Arab who flies on a magical carpet.

see towlhead

Saffiyah clapped her hands and twenty flying men appeared at her side, each well trained in the art of combat.

by Lurido February 2, 2005

carpet bagger

In the post-US Civil War South, carpetbaggers were Northerners who moved to the South to take advantage of the unstable social, financial, and political climate. They were called "carpetbaggers" to imply that they were such poor, transient characters that they merely moved south carrying all their possessions in a carpet-bag. A carpet-bag, by the way, isn't a bag for carrying carpet, but a soft-sided suitcase or satchel made out of carpet.

Today, the phrase refers to someone who moves to a new location for opportunistic reasons.

Hillary is a carpet bagger.

by ScottRusty June 20, 2005

carpet-muncher

General term for lesbian.

Did you see the way Jenny was looking at Sarah-I bet she's a real carpet-muncher.

by Caddock February 3, 2007