The complimentary title you give your husband so that he will continue to perform his vacuuming duties.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019
A pet ferret.
Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
Ferrets slink around down on your carpet and bite your feet as you walk, much like little sharks in your carpet. This is especially true if you have a very small ferret and very tall shag carpet.
by MUCHAS SMOOCHES August 22, 2004
When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.
I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg October 16, 2008
"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.
by StBill February 29, 2012
A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.
B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.
B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.
''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''
by soybean1 October 11, 2009
by Smexalicious October 22, 2009
when you fart, and its a silent one, and it creeps under peoples noses, and it lingers in the air for a while
by ronaldo17 March 16, 2009