carpet cop 

A.)A lazy cop who stays inside the station.

B.)A cop who does nothing but clerical work inside the station.

''Man, the sergeant is such a lazy ass! He's such a carpet cop. All he does is stay inside while we're out on the field.''

carpet cop by soybean1 December 18, 2009

Carpe` Copuli 

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

Carpe` Copuli by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

carpetcore 

An aesthetic specifically for dirty, cursed or creepy fursuits or plushies, basically any fursuits or plushies that are in a setting that they normally aren't in

"That dirty fursuit is carpetcore"

"Did you hear of carpetstain? He's carpetcore"

carpetcore by Big kadoodle June 25, 2020