carpet muncher

one who eats carpets and rugs, especially shag carpet

empire salesman: keep stan away, he ate half my inventory last night he is a serious carpet muncher

by Frogz June 15, 2006

carpet muncher

A person who likes to perform oral sex
on a woman.

THAT dude a carpet muncher cause he
be eating pussy all day.

by bog January 12, 2003

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David November 23, 2002

CarPeT MuNcHeR

Anyone who eats pussy.

Shut up u carpet muncher!

by FrIsKo's FiOnEsT November 30, 2004

carpet muncher

a bitch who like to eat unshaven coochie

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Carpet Muncher

Lesbian

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"

by Cracklee<3 October 27, 2008

Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018