1 definition by Geoff Anonymous Man
A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018