Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.

James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

Carpet Bombing

The act of leaving excrement on your partners pubic hairs during a sexual act.

Sally screamed in disgust as bill layed a huge carpet bombing run down her pubic region!

by dgtlchlk November 18, 2003

Carpet Bomb

The act of mass texting the opposite sex in hopes of getting a hook-up or booty callfor the night. The texter or bombardier would see who responded and pick the best option to get with that night.

Guy 1: "I just carpet bombed my black book"

Guy2: "Nice, I guess you are getting some tonight."

by DjCrunkable September 13, 2012

Carpet Bomb

To fart and walk at the same time, multiple times, in a public environment. Leaving a trail of stink none can tell the origin of.

Man 1- *carpet bombs sidewalk*
Woman- What is that smell?!
Man 2- I have no idea, but it's everywhere!

by Urban-Legend March 5, 2015

carpet bomb

When a person grows a few marijuana plants preferably auto flowering and lets a male fully pollinate a female lets the seeds mature you should have close to 1000 to 2000 seeds and you go around throwing a bunch on peoples laws, vacant lots, bushes, near abandoned train tracks state parks any and every were you get the idea

i had a friend who's a dedicated 420 activist he talks of out growing the government so as a jolk he carpet bombed the bank with 80 of em

by spazingorilla May 29, 2009

carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.

Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.

by halonistic February 23, 2012

carpet bomb

When a docter doesn't know what's wrong with you so they give you a whole bunch of antibiotics and steriods, hoping they will kill whatever you have.

We don't know what wrong with you so we gonna do a carpet bomb. Here's a handful of colorful pills. It might make you better and make you worse than when you came in. Fingers crossed!

by Dr. No Care December 17, 2009