carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.

"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."

carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Carpinteria Senior High School 

Carpinteria Senior High School (CHS)

This school is filled with many cliques, stoners, and nicotine addicts.

Some of the known groups would be:
TPL (Tar Pits Locals): Basically retarded kids.
SCO (Serena Creek Originals): The Jocks you want at your school.
SMC (Salt Marsh Chain): Literal Gods and a caffeine addict.
BVKU (Bathroom Vape Kids United): Nicotine Addicts.
The Beaners: Everywhere

Freshmen: Easily addicted and chaotic.
Sophomores: Better
Juniors: Even better
Seniors: Kings

Carpinteria Senior High School: *exists*
BVKU: Look! We must nest in the bathroom!
SMC: Yeah, we're gonna own this place.
TPL: Yewwwww! Yewwwww! Yewwwww! *Is bad at volleyball*

Carpinteria Senior High School by LiberalDestroyer6969 March 31, 2019

Carbetarian 

A vegetarian who doesn't eat fruits, vegetables, or anything remotely healthy. Instead they eat an obnoxious amount of carbohydrates and fats.

Person 1: Monique said she's vegetarian but i haven't seen her eat a single fruit or vegetable all day. Instead she's been eating pizza, lasagna, and cheesecake.
Person 2: Clearly she's a Carbetarian!

Carbetarian by mlb1967id2 November 23, 2010

Carpinteria

The most peaceful and nicest beach in the world to give head.

I like giving head at the beach in Carpinteria.

Carpinteria by sweet hyna_69 March 24, 2005

Carpinteria

place in southern california near mountains and sea.......
lots of marijuana is smoked here...
has a school named CHS...

quotes from carpinteria:

"its diddy fool"
"naw fool"
"snotcha way"
"Get get get"
"let me get that apple"
"anyone have any money"
"dude im so lit"
"your mom goes to college"
"go warriors"
"mofo"
"yewwwwwwwwwwww"
"noooo its broncville overthere"
"get your dome"
"hey hey hey... dirty..."
"hey hey hey.. a b c d e f g.."
"get to class"
"so are we gonna rage"
"sonnnnnnn"
"im your daddy"

Carpinteria by Institutionalized January 22, 2005

Carpentard 

A carpenter lacking so much skill that it results in an inability to function in the craft.

Bret is such a carpentard, he can’t even grasp the most basic skills.

Carpentard by Carpentard July 19, 2022