Carnevil

Carnevil was a man who was famous for being the first person to be called Carnbarn.

The reason was that he was a 300 pound Momma's boy who lived in his mom's basement well over the age of 30 and had the screen name Carnevil. His mom kept mistaking the "evil" part of his name for "barn" and called him Carnbarn one day while he was in a voice chat with his friends.

Carnevil: Mom! I told you, my name is Carn "Evil" not Carn "Barn"!
Carnevil's Friends: Hey Carnbarn, did your mom make you some cookies?

Carnevil by Thaytah September 5, 2009

Andrew Carnegie 

1. Andrew Carnegie was a Scottish American industrialist and philanthropist. Carnegie led the expansion of the American steel industry in the late 19th century and became one of the richest Americans in history. He became a leading philanthropist in the United States, Great Britain, and the British Empire
2. The legendary person on every slideshow of a history teacher

‘NO! NOT ANDREW CARNEGIE ON THIS SLIDESHOW AGAIN!”-Random Kid in History Class

Andrew Carnegie by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

death of carnie

death of carnie is a chronicle of destruction, both physical and moral, that forms between two rival families in the wake of a cataclysmic event that transforms the world into a land of scavengers for whom every day is a struggle for survival.

it has been said that the series is loosely based upon the life and food-based struggles of Carnie Wilson, former big fatty of 80's music act Wilson Phillips (who was once large but now is not and sings Christmas carols about the benefits and risks of gastric bypass surgery {christmas with carnie}).

And it was foretold that the death of Carnie would come when the big fatty who shared his namesake, Carnie Wilson, would clobber him with a garbage can and steal his prized turkey carcass, devouring it in front of his frail twitching body as he lay dying.

death of carnie by Jorge Asada December 31, 2007

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses

'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

Epping carnage poo by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017

Carigerator 

When seasons change and you can leave food and beverage items in your car without fear of said item going bad.

Brad - Dude, that's a frosty brew! Where's the cooler so I can get me another?

Kenny - No need for a cooler, I just keep them in the trunk of my Carigerator.

Carigerator by Chimmi chamba November 1, 2013

mall carnies 

Overly aggressive sellers from kiosks in the middle of the mall

Look away or those mall carnies will try to shine your fingers.

mall carnies by lil*bo*peep January 12, 2008