you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge
by Matt March 11, 2004
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This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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A giant orgy or fuck fest. Originates from the song of the same name by, here come the mummies.
Strip right down and step right up, your in the carnal carnival.
by Marauder Of Love January 14, 2011
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A fun-polite description of anyone, male or female, who indulges him/herself with a series of casual sexual partners.
Well, y'know 'slut' is a nasty word. I'd call her a carnal hobbyist!
by Andy Sword January 7, 2009
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A catch-all euphemism for higher forms of pornography. Erotica is not included as (a) the genre is lame, (b) the word is a misnomer as it fails to present human sexuality in a provacative and striking manner as its counter part, hardcore pornography. This of course, leads to the question of whether pornography can be considered art and the answer is, it is and its detractors have simply failed to procure a high-class film, preferably involving straps, implied rape and actors that actually wear underwear underneath their clothes, or lack thereof.

Several well known auteurs include Ron Jeremy, Jenna Rocco Siffredi, Marc Dorcel and the Citizen Kane or Grand Illusion of the genre has to be a tie between a french film which involved spontanious and at times painful intercourse and an American film with the sophisticated title, "Wreck that Booty 2" The film was well recieved by film critics for its flagrant disregard for the well-being of certain parts of the female anatomy.
I am a proud patron of the Carnal Arts.
by E. Money September 13, 2009
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"Carnal embrace is sexual congress, which is the insertion of the male genital organ into the female genital organ for purposes of procreation and pleasure." -Septimus (From Tom Stoppard's Arcadia(a play))
THOMASINA: Is carnal embrace love?
SEPTIMUS: No, it is much nicer than that.
by Ready001 November 8, 2018
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