Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.
by ChipSlap May 11, 2006
Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.
The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.
All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.
by Downsimous Prime April 26, 2009
Where the mexicans are at.
Ohh yeah and where all the cholos are at to.
Dont try to start shit with them cause they will jump you,stab you,or do something crazy to you.They claim Varrio Carlsbad and most of them go to CVA and some to CHS.Some of them get kick out of CVA and go to other schools in north county because their to crazy.
Ohh yeah and where all the cholos are at to.
Dont try to start shit with them cause they will jump you,stab you,or do something crazy to you.They claim Varrio Carlsbad and most of them go to CVA and some to CHS.Some of them get kick out of CVA and go to other schools in north county because their to crazy.
by Ryan.420 June 6, 2009
The injection of heroin (or other drugs) directly into the penis. As noted by intrepid "Daily Show" ewpoerter Samantha Bee.
by RiffvonRaff May 10, 2006
The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.
-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.
by Drewsome May 9, 2006
"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."
by Johnny Gyno May 15, 2006
A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.
During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.
by AdamMC May 9, 2006