Definitions by ChipSlap
CFLS
CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”
Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.
Subvehicularization
The first time Jeremiah Wright messed up, Obama didn't throw him under the bus. But when he couldn't shut his damn mouth, Barack committed subvehicularization.
Subvehicularization by ChipSlap August 20, 2008
Jewxigon
A six-pointed star. A Star of David.
ABU
bring out the gimp
Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.
Past tense: Brought out the gimp.
Past tense: Brought out the gimp.
Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.
bring out the gimp by ChipSlap January 19, 2007
imaginary friend
For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?
A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
imaginary friend by ChipSlap August 20, 2006
Carlsbad Grimble
Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.
Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.
Carlsbad Grimble by ChipSlap May 18, 2006