wipke

To refuse to take sick time from work when one needs it, resulting in communication of the disease-causing microbe to unaware colleagues.

Usually accompanied by the mistaken attitude that one is indispensible at work.

I'm sick because my boss is a Wipke.

by ChipSlap February 03, 2005

Pjorn

Swedish Porn. Especially that made by Private before it became widely available in the rest of the world.

Let's go to the video store and get some pjorn.

by ChipSlap February 22, 2005

Jewxigon

A six-pointed star. A Star of David.

Q: What is that thing between the two blue lines?

A: On the flag? That's a Jewxigon.

by ChipSlap November 12, 2007

Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 01, 2005

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006

bring out the gimp

Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.

Past tense: Brought out the gimp.

Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.

by ChipSlap January 19, 2007

Muffucker

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

by ChipSlap February 01, 2005