ChipSlap's definitions

ABU

All Bonged Up - Something that is screwed up in a silly, unnecessary, or ridiculous fashion.

Man, all of the mice died, his experiment is ABU.

by ChipSlap August 8, 2007

Arafat

To semi-consciously linger in a slow and public death, much as Arafat himself did in late 2004.

I'll bet the Pope really Arafats it out when he goes.

Grandpa Arafatted all of his money away to the nursing home.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

CFLS

CFLS - Crooked Face Lesbian Syndrome. The tendency for crooked-mouthed women to be over represented in the Lesbian community. Also called “Greta vanSusterin Shovel-face Syndrome.”

Jane Lynch has a case of CFLS.

by ChipSlap July 24, 2018

Krimm

To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.

I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.

by ChipSlap March 7, 2005

zeus

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1. Colonel Tibbets and the crew of the Enola Gay zeused Hiroshima.

2. The sniper zeused the officer from 700 meters up the ridge.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Larryism

Conflating somewhat related terms in one's speech.
Like confusing Henry and William James.

A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."

by ChipSlap September 21, 2005

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2006