ChipSlap's definitions

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006

Afronym

An Afronym is the Ebonics equivalent of an English word.

The Afronym for "Person" is "Muffucker," as in the sentence:
I told that muffucker to stop dat shit.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

spag

The liquid a tobacco chewer spits out while using chewing tobacco.

That muffucker dumped his spag cup on me!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

BevHo

A woman who gets much easier when drunk, which she does a lot.

That bitch gave her ass up for me last weekend after I bought her 6 cosmos, she's a BevHo.

by ChipSlap September 30, 2005

Chocolate Napoleon

This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.

I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.

by ChipSlap February 28, 2005

Jewxigon

A six-pointed star. A Star of David.

Q: What is that thing between the two blue lines?

A: On the flag? That's a Jewxigon.

by ChipSlap November 12, 2007

fuckshow

The highest level of absolute fiasco. An event or process where NOTHING goes right.

The war in Iraq is a total fuckshow.

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005