ChipSlap's definitions

Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006

imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.

Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.

by ChipSlap August 20, 2006

Larryism

Conflating somewhat related terms in one's speech.
Like confusing Henry and William James.

A Larryism is be found in the sentence: "They didn't know when Kennedy was shot that Orwell would be killed two days later."

by ChipSlap September 21, 2005

BevHo

A woman who gets much easier when drunk, which she does a lot.

That bitch gave her ass up for me last weekend after I bought her 6 cosmos, she's a BevHo.

by ChipSlap September 30, 2005

bring out the gimp

Verb. To make an already strange/creepy/outrageous situation much more so. From Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. After Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis were captured at the pawn shop; the two crackers brought out a ball-gagged, leather-clad prisoner--and things got really wierd.

Past tense: Brought out the gimp.

Things were already pretty fucked-up at Abu Ghraib, but then Grainer and England decided to bring out the gimp by arranging a naked man pile.

by ChipSlap January 19, 2007

ABU

All Bonged Up - Something that is screwed up in a silly, unnecessary, or ridiculous fashion.

Man, all of the mice died, his experiment is ABU.

by ChipSlap August 8, 2007

Jewxigon

A six-pointed star. A Star of David.

Q: What is that thing between the two blue lines?

A: On the flag? That's a Jewxigon.

by ChipSlap November 12, 2007